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I know all of you have books around you, sooooo…
“But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.”
“WOO-HOO!”
Just saying.
“Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.”
jesus christ
“But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.”
WELP.
“In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.”
Huh
“You dispense wisdom.”
…Okay wait^apparently your cum is wisdom. ^^
“I’m fifty years old this year, you know.”
wat
“IT’S ME YOU’LL MARRY ON MONDAY,”
I’m so good they want to marry me! 8D
“I shuddered as I bent over to touch him, and every sense in me revolted at the contact; but I had to search, or I was lost.”
oh, my god.
“Por supuesto que llore”… Spanish for “Of course, I cried” lmao
“Both were very nearly exhausted from almost three days at the pumps; yet they were unable to sleep because of the sounds being made.”
“I got tired of it.”
LOL
—Spice Up Your Life
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My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.
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